ABC's of Evil Overlords

The ABC's of Evil Overlords

A for anger. That which you feel against the world.

B for blaster. That which you carry upon your person at all times.

C for catastrophe. The inevitable product of all your evil schemes

D for ducts. Those which the hero crawls through and foils your evil plan at the last second.

E for evil. Your very essence.

F for failure. The best adjective for your plans.

G for gargantuan. The size of your robots.

H for hell. That which you wish to make the world into.

I for invincible. What you strive for and have yet to attain.

J for jail cell. That which the hero always manages to escape from.

K for kill. Something you always forget to do to the hero.

L for lair. That which the hero always manages to find or you stupidly take him straight to.

M for minions. Those that do your bidding (albeit incompetently)

N for Naivety. Something you must preserve in the hero rather than allowing him to learn under a much older and wiser mentor.

O for obvious. That which your plans generally are.

P for partner. The comedic relief that always manages to save the hero in the end.

Q for queen. Something that will become your overlord.

R for ransom. Something profitable that you always fail to exploit.

S for self-destruct. That button that you really ought not put on your machines...

T for total annihilation. That which is music to your ears.

U for undead. That which generally make very bad and mindless minions.

V for van. That which is very helpful at surveillance when unmarked.

W for win. Something you have yet to do...

X for -X. That which is a good suffix to add a sense of doom.

Y for yappy. That which you believe best describes the hero's faithful canine sidekick.

Z for zero. The number of your plans that have succeeded.

They're a little hit and miss, I know. I hope you enjoyed the few good ones though. Credit to my friend Josiah for the idea and for more evil Overlord fun, enjoy this: http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/overlord.htm

God Bless!